All I want for Christmas is...him

i'm infatuated with the dog next door. he looks like a white scottish terrior. he is sooo cute, but doesn't much notice me.

I get so nervous when he comes out in his yard I can't even bark! just kind of freeze up.

How should I approach him??????????

yours fondly,

petrifiedpeanut

Muzzle Tov

My visit to see Santa Claus started off great. I was treated to a long ride in the car. I got to sit on Sara's lap and she didn't even comment on how much I weighed and then....we got to the store, where it turned ugly... smartpet or something like that. They put a muzzle on me so I wouldn't bite the other puppies :(

It was humiliating. Other dogs got to wear holiday sweaters and I got to wear a muzzle. I looked like the guy from silence of the lambs (but cuter of course).

I didn't much care for Santa either. Weird suit, smelled weird, talked weird. Well you can judge for yourself. Listen to them cackle at my most embarrasing moment!!!

rainy day

It rained on me during my morning "visit" to the backyard. I hate being wet and I don't like being left outside for more than three minutes.

As my revenge I barrelled in the house with my muddy paws! Ran through the carpet in the living room, jumped up on the bed and finished off on the couch. That'll learn them.

p.s. we're getting brand new carpet soon!

Doggiewood Here I Come!

Not sure, but there is talk of someone getting a video camera for Christmas. This may mean I could be making some big / small screen appearances on the blog in the near future. That would be cool.

I would request following for my dressing room (aka the backyard shed):

- 10 pounds of fresh roast beef

- a No Kitties allowed sign

- 20 bones and rope tug toys so I could work out my nerves before the filming begins.

- a personal belly scratcher who would follow me on set.

- a tin of doggie breath mints as to not offend my co-stars during romantic or close-talker scenes.

Jack the Wripper

Word on the street is this little fellow can tear up carpet like none other. He's also known to drink beer from time to time which may explain why he is such a little wripper. It's not good for his belly I'm sure but when you have a wild and crazy owner those things happen unfortunately. Be strong Jack!

still no word

today was gloomy and rainy and i just kind of pawed my treat around. not really interested in my food or my toys. Very unlike me.

Think i'm still nervous about the condo and sleeppppy.

Weight Wars

So we should hear back today whether or not they'll allow me to stay in the condo. Most people have a 25 pound and under rule and unfortunately I haven't been sticking to my diet and weigh close to 50!!!!!!!!!

Keep your paws crossed. I don't know what I'm going to do if I can't go!!!