Wiiiiiiiii whatz the big deal?

Since the Wii has made its way into my home several things have happened.

- I get hit in the head more often (by swinging controllers).

- I have new daytime visitors who drop by to practice throughout the week (they know the garage code).

- I have new nighttime visitors who cut into my evening couch routine (P.S. I need my beauty sleep).

- I am told to steer clear of any games, wires, swinging arms (P.P.S. This is MY kingdom).

Not sure I like this Wii. It has no rope, no ball, no bells, no real reason to attract such attention.

Me? I'll stick to stick.

it's raining men

I have 2 boyfriends. A bobby and a breadwinnie. I love them both but I'm partial to one. Will never tell which it is.

Y ask Y

Is it really that much fun to throw a towel over my head and watch me squirm out of it?

tick tack paddy whack

I had a tick on my earrrrrrrrrrrr!

They burnt it off and took it off with tweezers. It was gross. I loved the attention.

sometimes

sometimes people go to california and forget to take me with them.

sometimes rachel ray has pet friendly recipes in her magazine and no one makes them for me.

And sometimes, yes, sometimes... i stink.

eeewwwww

i don't know why but i got real stanky last night. ....And i had a bloody foot.


pssst. hi coco puff!

Trickster

This morning's breakfast update. i ate real fast and when he came out of the shower he had no idea i had already eaten my first bowl and he poured a second bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can u believe it????

unfortunately i was busted by "her" and the bowl of food was removed. I licked the crumbs out of the bottom of the now empty bowl and started plotting my next meal scam.

homecoming

he's coming home and i am happier than a puppy in a puddle of mud.

my favs in order

1. rope hose
2. wrecking ball
3. cat toy (only because it's new)
4. orange stick

5. regular ball

6. tough tug

7. aluminum foil

8. random bugs

rain = pain

I was carried out into the rain. Thrown on the patio and not allowed back in until I peeeed. Ridiculous. Everyone knows I don't pee in the rain.

Me vs. My aaaa meee

Pros to Miami:

- Palm Trees
- Beach
- Cool Clubs
- Sun Tans
- Umbrella Drinks
- P. Diddy

Pros to Jeffersonville:

- Backyard tree
- Ohio River
- Johnny D's
- Sunburnt necks
- Early Times and Cokes
- P. Head

Why he chose Miami I'll never know.

Dogs Behaving Badly

I bark in the dark when they are asleep because I want to, yea I want to

I pee on the floor, and I've done it before cuz I want to, yea I want to

I ate off the table, because I am able and I want to, yea I want to.

I take all day long to lay a big shlong because I want to, yea I want to

YOU want to play ball well you ain't getting it at all, I don't want you to, yea don't want you to!!!

Taking care of biznast

From time to time when I am in the backyard doing my thing, I've noticed them peering out the window impatiently. Sure they have to let me back in, but does everything have to be on their time table? This morning they crossed the line and actually yelled, "Poo already peanuthead!!"

Come on. Seriously??? My biznast, is my biznast and it can't be rushed.

some dogs have all the luck

DOGGIE ICECREAM.

friends 4 eva

the next door neighboor got two dogs and they barked at me through the fence and ran around in circles.

It's like we knew each other all our lives.

Of course I tuckered out way before they did. But, it was good while it lasted.

lambandrice strike

Until he returns, no more lamb and rice pellets. I could waste away...that is if he's gone for like two years.

Sigh.

P.S. I slept on his pillow last night!!!!!!!! That'll learn him.

suitcase sadness :(

He left...again.

paaaaaaaaaartay!

My tips for a guarenteed good time:

- Greet each guest with a menacing growl. It puts them in a festive mood.

- If ten people show up, only try to bite 3 of them. You need allies at some point.

- If people are distracted and leave you out of the conversation, snag some grapes off the coffee table and whatever else you can reach.

- If they still ignore you. Crawl on their laps or poke your head in between them to get attention.