My tips for a guarenteed good time:
- Greet each guest with a menacing growl. It puts them in a festive mood.
- If ten people show up, only try to bite 3 of them. You need allies at some point.
- If people are distracted and leave you out of the conversation, snag some grapes off the coffee table and whatever else you can reach.
- If they still ignore you. Crawl on their laps or poke your head in between them to get attention.
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Have you recovered? I know it was a pretty crazy day, and you only tried to attack a few people, but think you did okay.
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